With today's icy weather, I took it upon myself to invent a new game. It wasn't on the list but thought it was worth mentioning. Feel free to play along at home!
The David Payne Drinking Game
In honor of the 2010 “Big Time Ice Storm!”
1. Every time Marc Dillard “rolls up on an accident,” take one drink.
2. Take three drinks any time anyone uses the word “bullseye” in reference to OKC.
3. Take one drink anytime a highway closes.
4. Take 2 drinks every time an interstate closes.
5. If David defines sleet, take a drink.
6. Take 5 drinks every time an anchor mentions where you can still spend two thousand of your hard earned dollars to buy a generator.
7. If an attractive young intern is standing on the side of a city street checking to see if the roads are frozen, take a drink.
8. Every time an anchor asks you to send in weather pics, take 3 drinks then take a picture of your drunk ass and send it in.
9. Take one drink for pics from any town with a Native American name.
10. Take 2 drinks every time David says “I-44 corridor”
11. Take 2 drinks every time David says “major ice storm.”
12. Every time David says “Big time ice storm” take three drinks.
13. Take one drink and roll your eyes, every time David says or shows 100% chance of precip today.
14. Take 2 drinks for “wide-spread” power outages.
15. Anytime someone says “ODOT” take a drink.
16. Any mention of sand, salt or pre-treating the interstates earns you one drink.
17. If David asks you to “hang on,” take a drink.
18. Take a drink if you are asked to stay home unless you HAVE to get out. Running out of alcohol does not justify getting out. You were warned to stock up people – let’s be responsible!
19. If David explains what the “pink” means, take a drink!
20. Anytime your city’s temperature is mentioned, take a drink.
21. If you lose power, take 10 drinks and use your i-phone to update your facebook status.
22. Every time David says “Hobart” take a drink.
23. Take 2 drinks every time David says “watch out!”
24. Anytime someone says “Slick and Hazzardous” add “that’s what she said” and take a drink.
25. If you see your child’s school closed for the rest of the week finish the bottle. Game over.
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Oprah would be so proud. 42, your such an over achiever.
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